strangelyliteral: ([blonde] pay attention to me)
Anya Jenkins ([personal profile] strangelyliteral) wrote2013-05-01 09:44 pm

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[Waking up unceremoniously in Luceti with no idea of where she is and what she is doing there is of course a disorienting experience. Anya finds herself out on the beach, lying prone on the sand. It could be Sunnydale, except the area she's been deposited in doesn't have much surrounding it besides sand and blue skies.

Her back hurts, and by the time she sits herself up and reaches back there...]
Wings? Is this a joke?

[Some more time passes with her half-ranting to herself, trying to get oriented and squinting at the placement of the sun. She almost misses the fact that the journal is there completely, save when she finally starts to walk and nearly trips over the thing, half buried in the sand.]

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- Ow! I have sand in places that I don't want to think about, there's no sign of anyone - what is this, a book? I don't even get a pair of shoes, or even suntan lotion, I just get a lousy book? [She turns the journal over in her hands, pages rustling, her image still not visible, though there's the sound of the ocean's waves in the background.] ... my name is on this book. This just entered a new level of creepy.
originaljackass: (Ambition)

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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-05-12 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
There's always gratuitous amounts of sex. It's the hobby that keeps on giving.
herotypical: [ neutral ; sad ; action ] (✝ guilty about feeling guilty)

[personal profile] herotypical 2013-05-12 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ huh. buffy takes a moment to muse over the fact that anya is indeed understanding this better than one could have hoped. though she's still not certain about the whole...wish part. ]

Just -- relax. Take a deeeeeeep breath. And go one hole at a time. A-and be grateful you -- like me -- are not someone who needs extra support. As awkward as shirts are, I can't even begin to describe what a pain it is to put on a bra.
niceguypose: (curious)

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[personal profile] niceguypose 2013-05-13 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, a singular village! That is because we are all being kept within an enclosure by scientists named the Malnosso.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Not sure if serious)

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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-05-13 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
... you mean Buffy's friend?

[he'd never talked to the guy, but he's head about him and he seemed very, very sad.]
weaponry: (You have crabs? The size of footballs?)

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[personal profile] weaponry 2013-05-13 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Um, right... [ She still doesn't know what they are. Her tone obviously implies it. ] We don't have those in our world. We're a little behind on the times.
entreats: (you stood for all that's true and honest)

[personal profile] entreats 2013-05-13 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case I'm not so sure if you'll be satisfied here. Sure, there's always a lot going on, but most of it is just more bothersome than that it's actually amusing in some way.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Not sure if serious)

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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-05-13 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Right. That guy. You may be overselling him. He wasn't that tall.
herotypical: [ neutral ; sad ] (✝ god i pity the violins)

[personal profile] herotypical 2013-05-13 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ through the door: ] When you're ready, I'll take you back to the village. Luckily, it does have electricity.
originaljackass: (I'm better than you)

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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-05-13 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That's my own personal philosophy as well. Shame there's no profit to be made here.
originaljackass: (Tobacco man)

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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-05-13 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a whole lot of no money in this place. It's not even a prison economy, because even the cigarettes are free. It's full blown Commie-land here.
originaljackass: (Shit)

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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-05-13 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
There's barely even a barter system. Capitalism is dead here, babe.
originaljackass: (Magic beans for sale)

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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-05-13 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Five years and running. The closest thing you'll get to money is doing dirty work for the suits in charge. And that's only if you like the Chuck E. Cheese style of accumulating wealth.
originaljackass: (Locked and loaded)

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[personal profile] originaljackass 2013-05-13 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's because people actually like it.

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